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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd July 2004

Dilbert//5578, first published 22 years ago on Friday 23rd July 2004


Tags

look untamed bicycle pants mow lawn freak emplyee child like chanllenge animal like


Official transcript

"The feral employee"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE FERAL EMPLOYEE HI, LITTLE FELLA.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WILL YOU LOOK TOTALLY UNTAMED. I LIKE A CHALLENGE.

GIVE ME ONE MONTH AND I'LL HAVE YOU WEARING BICYCLE PANTS WHILE YOU MOW MY LAWN.

HISSSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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