Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th July 2004

Dilbert//5580, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 25th July 2004

Tags

vp marketing saturate airwaves as campiagn talking squirrel fake accent complete fraud pack up desk ruin everything

Open source transcript

OUR VP OF MARKETING IS HERE TO DESCRIBE OUR NEW BET-THE- COMPANY STRATEGY.

WE'LL SATURATE THE AIRWAVES WITH AN AD CAMPAIGN FEATURING A TALKING SQUIRREL.

HE'LL HAVE A FAKE NORWEGIAN ACCENT LIKE, "GEEVE ME ZEE NUTS. HA HA!

ANY QUESTIONS?

YES, YOU WITH THE STRANGE HEAD.

HOW WILL A TALKING SQUIRREL MAKE PEOPLE BUY OUR PRODUCTS?

I JUST REALIZED I'M A COMPLETE FRAUD.

I'LL PACK UP MY DESK AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

CAN WE GET THROUGH ONE MEETING WITHOUT YOU RUINING EVERYTHING?

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