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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th July 2004

Dilbert//5580, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 25th July 2004


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vp marketing saturate airwaves as campiagn talking squirrel fake accent complete fraud pack up desk ruin everything


Open source transcript

OUR VP OF MARKETING IS HERE TO DESCRIBE OUR NEW BET-THE- COMPANY STRATEGY.

WE'LL SATURATE THE AIRWAVES WITH AN AD CAMPAIGN FEATURING A TALKING SQUIRREL.

HE'LL HAVE A FAKE NORWEGIAN ACCENT LIKE, "GEEVE ME ZEE NUTS. HA HA!

ANY QUESTIONS?

YES, YOU WITH THE STRANGE HEAD.

HOW WILL A TALKING SQUIRREL MAKE PEOPLE BUY OUR PRODUCTS?

I JUST REALIZED I'M A COMPLETE FRAUD.

I'LL PACK UP MY DESK AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

CAN WE GET THROUGH ONE MEETING WITHOUT YOU RUINING EVERYTHING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Madness"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around a company's new marketing strategy. The storyline begins with the VP of Marketing introducing a "bet-the-company strategy" featuring a talking squirrel, which is met with skepticism by the other executives. As the conversation progresses, the VP becomes increasingly desperate to convince them of the strategy's effectiveness, eventually resorting to a fake Norwegian accent and a wild goose chase.

Key Elements:

  • The VP's over-the-top marketing approach
  • The skepticism and confusion of the other executives
  • The use of a fake Norwegian accent as a desperate attempt to convince them
  • The absurdity and chaos that ensues

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate marketing strategies and the lengths to which executives will go to convince others of their ideas. The use of a talking squirrel as a marketing tool is a humorous and relatable commentary on the sometimes ridiculous nature of business decisions.

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