Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th July 2004

Dilbert//5585, first published 22 years ago on Friday 30th July 2004

Tags

car late cold car wouldn't start warm out wind chill factor no actual car lied

Official transcript

I'm late because my car wouldn't start in the cold.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LATE BECAUSE MY CAR WOULDN'T START IN THE COLD.

IT'S WARM OUTSIDE.

THERE'S A LITTLE THING CALLED THE WINDCHILL FACTOR.

HELLO-0-0-0!!!

THAT WAS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

SOMEDAY I GOTTA GET ME A CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Wind Chill Factor" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations on office life.

Panel 1: Dilbert arrives late to work, explaining that his car wouldn't start in the cold. His boss, Wally, responds with a joke about the wind-chill factor, which Dilbert finds annoying.

Panel 2: Dilbert explains that there's a little thing called the wind-chill factor, and Wally responds with a sarcastic remark about getting a car.

Panel 3: Dilbert reveals that he plans to get a car someday, implying that he's not taking his boss's advice seriously.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the mundane aspects of office life, using humor to highlight the absurdities of everyday situations. The exchange between Dilbert and Wally showcases their banter and witty remarks, making for an entertaining and relatable read.

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