Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th July 2004

Dilbert//5585, first published 22 years ago on Friday 30th July 2004

Tags

car late cold car wouldn't start warm out wind chill factor no actual car lied

Official transcript

I'm late because my car wouldn't start in the cold.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LATE BECAUSE MY CAR WOULDN'T START IN THE COLD.

IT'S WARM OUTSIDE.

THERE'S A LITTLE THING CALLED THE WINDCHILL FACTOR.

HELLO-0-0-0!!!

THAT WAS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

SOMEDAY I GOTTA GET ME A CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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