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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st August 2004

Dilbert//5587, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 1st August 2004


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lost id badge security offcie sneak angel with bacon looks around


Open source transcript

I LOST MY I.D.

BADGE.

REPORT TO THE SECURITY OFFICE AND GET A NEW ONE.

HOLD IT!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

TO THE SECURITY OFFICE?

NO ONE IS ALLOWED PAST THIS DESK WITHOUT AN I.D.

BADGE.

OKAY...HOW DO I GO TO THE SECURITY OFFICE IF I CAN'T GO TO THE SECURITY OFFICE?

GOOD QUESTION.

I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO SNEAK PAST ME.

LOOK OVER THERE!

IT'S AN ANGEL, AND SHE'S GIVING AWAY FREE BACON!

WEE OULD A WORTHY ADVERSARY

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lost and Found"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around Dilbert, an office worker who has lost his ID badge. In a humorous exchange with his security-conscious boss, Dilbert is forced to report to the security office to obtain a new badge. However, the security officer's strict adherence to rules leads to a series of absurd situations, including the revelation that a "worthy adversary" has been found, and Dilbert is given away as a free gift. The comic strip pokes fun at bureaucratic red tape and the absurdities of office politics.

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