Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st August 2004

Dilbert//5587, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 1st August 2004

Tags

lost id badge security offcie sneak angel with bacon looks around

Open source transcript

I LOST MY I.D.

BADGE.

REPORT TO THE SECURITY OFFICE AND GET A NEW ONE.

HOLD IT!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

TO THE SECURITY OFFICE?

NO ONE IS ALLOWED PAST THIS DESK WITHOUT AN I.D.

BADGE.

OKAY...HOW DO I GO TO THE SECURITY OFFICE IF I CAN'T GO TO THE SECURITY OFFICE?

GOOD QUESTION.

I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO SNEAK PAST ME.

LOOK OVER THERE!

IT'S AN ANGEL, AND SHE'S GIVING AWAY FREE BACON!

WEE OULD A WORTHY ADVERSARY

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