Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 2004

Dilbert//5589, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 2004

Tags

opyomotrist nears sighted visonaries nerve expect worst charge price

Official transcript

I've decided to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries. "They're ideal customers because they never expect the worst."

"Which price am I most likely to charge you?"

"The low one!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME AN OPTOMETRIST FOR NEARSIGHTED VISIONARIES.

THEY'RE IDEAL CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY NEVER EXPECT THE WORST.

WHICH PRICE AM I MOST LIKELY TO CHARGE YOU?

THE LOW ONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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