Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 2004

Dilbert//5589, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 2004

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opyomotrist nears sighted visonaries nerve expect worst charge price

Official transcript

I've decided to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries. "They're ideal customers because they never expect the worst."

"Which price am I most likely to charge you?"

"The low one!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME AN OPTOMETRIST FOR NEARSIGHTED VISIONARIES.

THEY'RE IDEAL CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY NEVER EXPECT THE WORST.

WHICH PRICE AM I MOST LIKELY TO CHARGE YOU?

THE LOW ONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Optometrist's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in a newspaper, revolves around a man's decision to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries. He anticipates that his ideal customers will be individuals who are not overly concerned about their vision, as they are already accustomed to wearing glasses.

Key Panels:

• Panel 1: The man announces his decision to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries.
• Panel 2: He explains that his ideal customers will be those who are not bothered by their poor vision, as they are already used to wearing glasses.
• Panel 3: The man is shown in a doctor's office, where he is asked about his pricing strategy. He responds that he will charge the "low one," implying that he will offer competitive pricing to attract customers.

Humor and Commentary:

The comic strip pokes fun at the stereotype that people who are near-sighted are not bothered by their poor vision. It also highlights the importance of pricing strategy in attracting customers. The humor is dry and witty, making it relatable to readers who have experienced similar situations.

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