Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th August 2004

Dilbert//5591, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 5th August 2004

Tags

voice mailbox spam filter rejects email ear wax grid

Official transcript

"My voice mailbox is full, and my spam filter rejects all incoming e-mail."

"As soon as I build up a good load of ear wax, I'll be off the grid."

"Wally, we need to talk."

"EH?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY VOICE MAILBOX IS FULL, AND MY SPAM FILTER REJECTS ALL INCOMING EMAIL.

AS SOON AS I BUILD UP A GOOD LOAD OF EAR WAX, I'LL BE OFF THE GRID.

WALLY, WE NEED TO TALK.

?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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