Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th September 2004

Dilbert//5621, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 4th September 2004

Tags

corrective lens fall in urinal calls 911 building happened

Official transcript

"To what project would I charge my time in the following situation?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO WHAT PROJECT WOULD I CHARGE MY TIME IN THE FOLLOWING SITUATION?

LET'S SAY THAT A PAIR OF CORRECTIVE LENSES FALLS IN A URINAL, AND THE OWNER FREAKS OUT AND CALLS 911...

IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET BUT I CAN FEEL IT BUILDING UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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