Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th September 2004

Dilbert//5624, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 7th September 2004

Tags

over priced harware server upgarades coincidence

Official transcript

"I decided to buy all of our server upgrades through Bribertek, Inc."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO BUY ALL OF OUR SERVER UPGRADES THROUGH BRIBERTEK, INC.

QUESTION: ARE WE BUYING OVERPRICED HARDWARE BECAUSE THEY OFFERED YOU A JOB?

BECAUSE IF WE'RE PAYING EXTRA TO GET RID OF YOU, IT'S MONEY WELL SPENT.

IT'S A COINCIDENCE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hardly Jare"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally, who is discussing the purchase of server upgrades through Bribertek, Inc.

• Dilbert asks if they are buying overpriced hardware because they offered Wally a job.
• Wally responds that it's a coincidence, implying that the company's decision to purchase the hardware is not influenced by his employment status.
• The conversation highlights the potential for conflicts of interest in business dealings and the importance of transparency in decision-making processes.

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