Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th September 2004

Dilbert//5633, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 16th September 2004

Tags

enormous brain world changing no pay no cubilce cling to ceiling interviews well

Official transcript

"If you hire me, I will use my enormous brain to develop world-changing products."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I WILL USE MY ENORMOUS BRAIN TO DEVELOP WORLD-CHANGING PRODUCTS.

I REQUIRE NO PAY AND NO CUBICLE. I WILL EAT USED PAPER, AND CLING TO THE CEILING.

IN MY DEFENSE, HE INTERVIEWS VERY WELL.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hire Me for My Brain"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man who is desperate to get hired by a company.
• He claims that if they hire him, he will use his "enormous brain" to develop "world-changing products."
• However, he has a condition: he requires no pay and no cubicle.
• Instead, he wants to eat used paper and cling to the ceiling.
• The interviewer is amused by this request and agrees to hire him.
• The man is thrilled and falls asleep during the interview, suggesting that he is already bored with his new job.

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