Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th September 2004

Dilbert//5633, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 16th September 2004

Tags

enormous brain world changing no pay no cubilce cling to ceiling interviews well

Official transcript

"If you hire me, I will use my enormous brain to develop world-changing products."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I WILL USE MY ENORMOUS BRAIN TO DEVELOP WORLD-CHANGING PRODUCTS.

I REQUIRE NO PAY AND NO CUBICLE. I WILL EAT USED PAPER, AND CLING TO THE CEILING.

IN MY DEFENSE, HE INTERVIEWS VERY WELL.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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