Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th October 2004

Dilbert//5655, first published 22 years ago on Friday 8th October 2004

Tags

problem plan negativity only person my theory rest morons sober drunk

Official transcript

"I see a problem with your plan."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR PLAN.

OH, DO YOU, MR.

NEGATIVITY?

WHY IS IT THAT YOU'RE THE 0- 0- 0- ONLY PERSON IN THIS MEETING TO SEE A PROBLEM?

HUH? HUH?

MY THEORY IS THAT THE REST OF YOU ARE EITHER MORONS OR DRUNK.

I AM TOTALLY SOBER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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