Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th October 2004

Dilbert//5667, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 20th October 2004

Tags

socially obvious social defect

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR THE SOCIALLY OBLIVIOUS.

TODAY I'LL PAIR YOU WITH SOMEONE WHOSE SOCIAL DEFECT WILL CANCEL OUT YOUR OWN.

GAAA!!! I KEEP TRYING TO TALK ABOUT MY KIDS AND YOU KEEP CHANGING THE TOPIC TO YOURSELF!!

BECAUSE I'M FASCINATING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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