Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd October 2004

Dilbert//5670, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 23rd October 2004

Tags

still alive deadly plot own fault afford enetertainment

Open source transcript

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?? HOW CAN THIS BE??

WHAT?

NOTHING! NEVER MIND! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DEADLY PLOT!

IT'S HIS OWN FAULT FOR NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH TO AFFORD ENTERTAINMENT.

GOOD ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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