Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th October 2004

Dilbert//5673, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 26th October 2004

Tags

kids turned out fine leave early how many kids

Official transcript

Do you mind if I leave early to spend some time with my kids?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I LEAVE EARLY TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY KIDS?

I NEVER SPENT TIME WITH MY KIDS AND THEY TURNED OUT JUST FINE!

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

THREEISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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