Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th October 2004

Dilbert//5673, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 26th October 2004

Tags

kids turned out fine leave early how many kids

Official transcript

Do you mind if I leave early to spend some time with my kids?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I LEAVE EARLY TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY KIDS?

I NEVER SPENT TIME WITH MY KIDS AND THEY TURNED OUT JUST FINE!

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

THREEISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Threeish"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two men, with the first man asking if the second man has time to spend with his kids.
• The second man responds that he never spent time with his kids and they turned out just fine.
• The first man asks how many he has, to which the second man replies "threeish."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some parents may not be as involved in their children's lives as they could be, but still manage to raise well-adjusted kids.

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