Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th October 2004

Dilbert//5676, first published 22 years ago on Friday 29th October 2004

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no vacation inability to plan contact wedding guets arranged marriage cancelled project finished

Official transcript

There will be no vacations until the project is finished. "It feels as if I am being punished for your inability to properly plan and staff."

"I will contact my 800 wedding guests and tell them that my arranged marriage is cancelled."

"Thanks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE WILL BE NO VACATIONS UNTIL THE PROJECT IS FINISHED.

IT FEELS AS IF I AM BEING PUNISHED FOR YOUR INABILITY TO PROPERLY PLAN AND STAFF.

I WILL CONTACT MY 800 WEDDING GUESTS AND TELL THEM THAT MY ARRANGED MARRIAGE IS CANCELLED.

THANKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Wedding Cancellation"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace struggles. In this strip, Dilbert is faced with an unexpected situation: a wedding cancellation.

Panel 1:

The first panel shows Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking at a piece of paper with a puzzled expression. His boss, Wally, enters the room and says, "There will be no vacations until the project is finished." Dilbert responds, "It feels as if I am being punished for your inability to properly plan and staff."

Panel 2:

In the second panel, Wally reveals that he has received a call from 800 wedding guests, informing him that their arranged marriage is cancelled. Dilbert's eyes widen in surprise, and he asks, "Thanks."

Panel 3:

The final panel shows Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking at the piece of paper again. This time, he has a smug expression on his face, implying that he has found a way to take advantage of the situation. The text on the paper reads, "I will contact my 800 wedding guests and tell them that my arranged marriage is cancelled."

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