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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th October 2004

Dilbert//5676, first published 22 years ago on Friday 29th October 2004


Tags

no vacation inability to plan contact wedding guets arranged marriage cancelled project finished


Official transcript

There will be no vacations until the project is finished. "It feels as if I am being punished for your inability to properly plan and staff."

"I will contact my 800 wedding guests and tell them that my arranged marriage is cancelled."

"Thanks."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE WILL BE NO VACATIONS UNTIL THE PROJECT IS FINISHED.

IT FEELS AS IF I AM BEING PUNISHED FOR YOUR INABILITY TO PROPERLY PLAN AND STAFF.

I WILL CONTACT MY 800 WEDDING GUESTS AND TELL THEM THAT MY ARRANGED MARRIAGE IS CANCELLED.

THANKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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