Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th November 2004

Dilbert//5686, first published 22 years ago on Monday 8th November 2004

Tags

consultation enbrace idea frees your mid profitable products ultra donut 40 thousand calories sharp objects

Official transcript

Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS ONCE YOU EMBRACE THE IDEA THAT YOUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE...

.. IT FREES YOUR MIND TO INVENT SPLENDIDLY PROFITABLE PRODUCTS.

IT'S CALLED THE ULTRA-DONUT : FORTY- THOUSAND CALORIES AND FILLED WITH SHARP OBJECTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Ultra-Donut: A Recipe for Disaster"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, who presents a "business idea" to a group of unsuspecting entrepreneurs. Dogbert's proposal is to create an ultra-donut that is both extremely large and filled with sharp objects. The entrepreneurs are initially skeptical but eventually become enamored with the idea, despite its obvious flaws.

Key Points:

• Dogbert presents a bizarre business idea to a group of entrepreneurs.
• The idea involves creating an ultra-donut filled with sharp objects.
• The entrepreneurs are initially skeptical but eventually become convinced by Dogbert's sales pitch.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the tendency of people to get caught up in get-rich-quick schemes and ignore common sense.
• Dogbert's character is portrayed as a master manipulator who preys on the gullibility of others.

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