Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th November 2004

Dilbert//5686, first published 22 years ago on Monday 8th November 2004

Tags

consultation enbrace idea frees your mid profitable products ultra donut 40 thousand calories sharp objects

Official transcript

Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS ONCE YOU EMBRACE THE IDEA THAT YOUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE...

.. IT FREES YOUR MIND TO INVENT SPLENDIDLY PROFITABLE PRODUCTS.

IT'S CALLED THE ULTRA-DONUT : FORTY- THOUSAND CALORIES AND FILLED WITH SHARP OBJECTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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