Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th November 2004

Dilbert//5692, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 14th November 2004

Tags

banned cell phones with cae copied digital form emailed anywhere evil director excellent idea new cell ohone rendered useless scanned scrap book

Official transcript

"Catbert: evil director of human resources"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT : EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES EXCELLENT IDEA CELL PHONES WITH CAMERAS ARE BANNED FROM THE WORKPLACE.

WE DON'T WANT YOU TAKING PICTURES OF PROPRIETARY INFORMATION.

MOST OF OUR INFORMATION IS IN DIGITAL FORM AND CAN BE EMAILED ANYWHERE.

EVIL H.R.

DIGEST THE REST IS ON PAPER THAT CAN BE COPIED.

SCANNED OR TUCKED DOWN ONE'S TROUSERS.

MY NEW CELL PHONE WILL BE RENDERED USELESS FOR NO GOOD REASON!

AND YOU AREN'T EVEN BANNING REGULAR CAMERAS!!

THIS ONE GOES IN THE SCRAPBOOK.

SNAP

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