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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th November 2004

Dilbert//5702, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 24th November 2004


Tags

email face on cows butt morale objects off color jokes photoshopped


Official transcript

"Alice, you've ben accused of forwarding off-color jokes by e-mail."

"Do you object to the increase in morale or the nickel it cost the company so far?"

"I object to my face being photoshopped to a cow's butt."

"You object to art?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF FORWARDING OFF-COLOR JOKES BY EMAIL.

DO YOU OBJECT TO THE INCREASE IN MORALE OR THE NICKEL IT COST THE COMPANY SO FAR?

I OBJECT TO MY FACE BEING PHOTOSHOPPED TO A COW'S BUTT.

YOU OBJECT TO ART?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Email Jokes"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and her boss, with Alice inquiring about the purpose of sending off-color jokes via email. The boss responds by asking if Alice objects to the increase in morale or the nickel it cost the company so far. Alice then inquires about the cost of the cow's butt, to which the boss replies, "You object to art?" The exchange showcases the humorous exchange between the two characters.

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