Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th November 2004

Dilbert//5702, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 24th November 2004

Tags

email face on cows butt morale objects off color jokes photoshopped

Official transcript

"Alice, you've ben accused of forwarding off-color jokes by e-mail."

"Do you object to the increase in morale or the nickel it cost the company so far?"

"I object to my face being photoshopped to a cow's butt."

"You object to art?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF FORWARDING OFF-COLOR JOKES BY EMAIL.

DO YOU OBJECT TO THE INCREASE IN MORALE OR THE NICKEL IT COST THE COMPANY SO FAR?

I OBJECT TO MY FACE BEING PHOTOSHOPPED TO A COW'S BUTT.

YOU OBJECT TO ART?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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