Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st December 2004

Dilbert//5709, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 1st December 2004

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walgetco practical purposes legal laibilities wear orange vests headwaurters

Official transcript

"Sixty-percent of our distribution goes through Walgetco."

"For all practical purposes, they now own us, except for the legal liabilities."

"They'd like us to wear orange vests and bow toward their headquarters."

"But no touching?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIXTY-PERCENT OF OUR DISTRIBUTION GOES THROUGH WALGETCO .

FOR ALL PRACTICAL PURPOSES, THEY NOW OWN US, EXCEPT FOR THE LEGAL LIABILITIES.

THEY'D LIKE US TO WEAR ORANGE VESTS AND BOW TOWARD THEIR HEADQUARTERS.

BUT NO TOUCHING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Practical Purposes"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, who is engaged in a conversation with his boss.

• Boss: Sixty percent of our distribution goes through Walgetco.
• Dilbert: For all practical purposes, they now own us, except for the legal liabilities.
• Boss: They'd like us to wear orange vests and bow toward their headquarters.
• Dilbert: But no touching?

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the power dynamics between employees and their employers.

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