Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd December 2004

Dilbert//5711, first published 22 years ago on Friday 3rd December 2004

Tags

become irreplaceable escaped felon gain trust biggest cutsomers

Official transcript

"I need to become irreplaceable so I can't be fired for my behavior."

"I'll gain the trust of our biggest customer so they'll only deal with me."

"I probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in my company except me is an escaped felon."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO BECOME IRREPLACEABLE SO I CAN'T BE FIRED FOR MY BEHAVIOR.

I'LL GAIN THE TRUST OF OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER SO THEYLL ONLY DEAL WITH ME.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN T SAY THIS, BUT EVERYONE IN MY COMPANY EXCEPT ME IS AN ESCAPED FELON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Escaped Felon"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character who is fired from his job due to his behavior. However, he is determined to gain the trust of his biggest customer, despite being an escaped felon. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the character's desperation to keep his job.

Key Elements:

• The character's behavior is unacceptable, leading to his termination.
• He is willing to do whatever it takes to regain the trust of his biggest customer.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of an escaped felon being able to find employment and gain the trust of a customer.
• The humor is derived from the absurdity of the situation and the character's determination to succeed despite his circumstances.

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