Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd December 2004

Dilbert//5711, first published 22 years ago on Friday 3rd December 2004

Tags

become irreplaceable escaped felon gain trust biggest cutsomers

Official transcript

"I need to become irreplaceable so I can't be fired for my behavior."

"I'll gain the trust of our biggest customer so they'll only deal with me."

"I probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in my company except me is an escaped felon."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO BECOME IRREPLACEABLE SO I CAN'T BE FIRED FOR MY BEHAVIOR.

I'LL GAIN THE TRUST OF OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER SO THEYLL ONLY DEAL WITH ME.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN T SAY THIS, BUT EVERYONE IN MY COMPANY EXCEPT ME IS AN ESCAPED FELON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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