Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th December 2004

Dilbert//5718, first published 22 years ago on Friday 10th December 2004

Tags

indeispoensible comapny outrageously annoying pretty annoying crushed ice chomping

Official transcript

I've decided to become indispensible to the company. "Indispensible employees can get away with outrageously annoying behavior."

"You're already pretty annoying."

"I've been reading up on crushed ice chomping."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME INDISPENSIBLE TO THE COMPANY.

INDISPENSIBLE EMPLOYEES CAN GET AWAY WITH OUTRAGEOUSLY ANNOYING BEHAVIOR.

YOU'RE ALREADY PRETTY ANNOYING.

IVE BEEN READING UP ON CRUSHED ICE CHOMPING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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