Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2005

Dilbert//5740, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 1st January 2005

Tags

evil director himan resources downsized free dvd live off land shoplifting running fast

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Don't worry about being downsized after the reorganization."

"Downsized employees will get my free DVD that teaches you how to live off the land."

"The key to successful shoplifting is running very fast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING DOWNSIZED AFTER THE REORGANIZATION.

DOWNSIZED EMPLOYEES WILL GET MY FREE DVD THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.

THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL SHOPLIFTING IS RUNNING VERY FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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