Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2005

Dilbert//5740, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 1st January 2005

Tags

evil director himan resources downsized free dvd live off land shoplifting running fast

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Don't worry about being downsized after the reorganization."

"Downsized employees will get my free DVD that teaches you how to live off the land."

"The key to successful shoplifting is running very fast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING DOWNSIZED AFTER THE REORGANIZATION.

DOWNSIZED EMPLOYEES WILL GET MY FREE DVD THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.

THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL SHOPLIFTING IS RUNNING VERY FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Downsizing"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Catbert, the evil director of human resources, and his approach to downsizing. The story unfolds in three panels:

• Panel 1: Catbert addresses the remaining employees, expressing concern about being downsized after the reorganization. He reassures them that he will provide a free DVD to help them live off the land.
• Panel 2: Catbert distributes the DVDs, accompanied by a red devil character, who is holding a card with a message that reads, "Downsized employees will get my free DVD that teaches you how to live off the land."
• Panel 3: A man is shown sitting on a couch, watching TV and eating a snack, with a caption that reads, "The key to successful shoplifting is running very fast."

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip satirically portrays the challenges of downsizing and the importance of being prepared for unexpected situations.

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