Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th January 2005

Dilbert//5744, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 5th January 2005

Tags

receptionist delivery man attractive people positions

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Carol becomes Director of First Impressions

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MIGHT APPEAR TO BE A RECEPTIONIST, BUT I'M NOT.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THAT. COMPANIES GENERALLY PUT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE IN THOSE POSITIONS.

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.

I'LL WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

YUM- YUM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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