Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th January 2005

Dilbert//5759, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 20th January 2005

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tina trains new boss uniformed decions sociopathic ego maniac like to fidget

Open source transcript

TINA TRAINS HER BOSS YOU'LL FIND ME IN THIS CHAIR, DOING REAL WORK.

YOUR JOB, AS I UNDERSTAND IT, IS TO MAKE UNINFORMED DECISIONS AND ACT LIKE A SOCIOPATHIC EGOMANIAC.

YOU'LL USUALLY STAND LIKE THIS.

I ALSO LIKE TO FIDGET AND HARRUMPH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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