Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd January 2005

Dilbert//5762, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 23rd January 2005

Tags

change is good triple pay meeting work for free change can be bad slogans logic business

Official transcript

"You must learn that change is good."

"Any questoins?"

"Who wants this one?"

"I got it."

"Question: Why don't you triple our pay? That would be a change."

"That would not be in the best interst of shareholders."

"Okay, why don't you work for free? That's a change that's good for shareholders."

"Or would it be better to admit that change can be very bad?"

"My favorite part was when he yelled, "Stop ruining my slogans with your logic!""

"Snort hee-hee!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MUST LEARN THAT CHANGE IS GOOD.

CHANGE ANY QUESTIONS?

WANTS THIS ONE?

I GOT IT.

QUESTION: WHY DON'T YOU TRIPLE OUR PAY? THAT WOULD BE A CHANGE.

IS THAT WOULD NOT BE IN THE BEST INTEREST OF SHAREHOLDERS.

OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU WORK FOR FREE?

THAT'S A CHANGE THAT'S GOOD FOR SHAREHOLDERS.

OR WOULD IT BE BETTER TO ADMIT THAT CHANGE CAN BE VERY BAD?

MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN HE YELLED.

"STOP RUINING MY SLOGANS WITH YOUR LOGIC! ' SNORT HEE-HEE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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