Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th January 2005

Dilbert//5764, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 25th January 2005

Tags

astonishing incompetence stars of project issues

Official transcript

"Alice, what's the status of your project?"

"The astonishing incompetence of others caused me to jump through a window and land in a dumpster."

"So then, no issues?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, WHAT'S THE STATUS OF YOUR PROJECT?

THE ASTONISHING INCOMPETENCE OF OTHERS CAUSED ME TO JUMP THROUGH A WINDOW AND LAND IN A DUMPSTER.

SO THEN, NO ISSUES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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