Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th January 2005

Dilbert//5769, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 30th January 2005

Tags

vacation schedule more than accrued actual vacation remain upbeat quit quit on vacation slavery

Official transcript

"Here's my vacation schedule."

"Good."

"Whoa! You're planning to take more vacation days than you've accrued."

"It's okay because I'll accrue the days before the actual vacation."

"No can do. What if you quit before then?"

"I'm literally afraid to hear the answer to that question."

"Think, man! If you quit and have vacation at the same time..."

"I'LL BE DOWN TWO PEOPLE!!!"

"It's hard to remain upbeat."

"Do you still live here?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY VACATION SCHEDULE.

WHOA! YOU'RE PLANNING TO TAKE MORE VACATION DAYS THAN YOU'VE ACCRUED.

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I'LL ACCRUE THE DAYS BEFORE THE ACTUAL VACATION.

NO CAN DO. WHAT IF YOU QUIT BEFORE THEN?

GOOD.

I'M LITERALLY AFRAID TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.

THINK, MAN! IF YOU QUIT AND HAVE A VACATION AT THE SAME TIME..

I'LL BE DOWN TWO PEOPLE!!!

IT'S HARD TO REMAIN UP BEAT.

DO YOU STILL LIVE HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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