Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th February 2005

Dilbert//5788, first published 21 years ago on Friday 18th February 2005

Tags

cable company abusive service windows regis and kelly

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert does tech support for the cable company

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO WORK FOR THE CABLE COMPANY.

WHY?

I ENJOY GIVING PEOPLE ABUSIVE SERVICE WINDOWS.

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WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BE HOME FROM MARCH TO OCTOBER, THEN SAY GOODBYE TO REGIS AND KELLY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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