Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th March 2005

Dilbert//5806, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 8th March 2005

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help alice work harder expect to happen

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally advises Alice to work harder

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I ASKED YOU TO HELP ALICE ON HER PROJECT BUT ALL YOU DID WAS TELL HER TO WORK HARDER.

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL SOMEONE TO WORK HARDER AND IT HAPPEN!

AREN'T YOU DOING THAT RIGHT NOW?

SHUT UP AND GO WORK HARDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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