Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th March 2005

Dilbert//5817, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 19th March 2005

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forecast predcit pants so high kill self with belt statue erected honor of blet stupid towns people

Official transcript

"Alice, I need your forecast and I need it right now."

"I predict that someday you'll wear your pants so high that you'll choke yourself to death with your belt."

"And the towns-people will erect a statue to honor your belt."
"Stupod towns-people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOUR FORECAST AND I NEED IT RIGHT NOW.

I PREDICT THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL WEAR YOUR PANTS SO HIGH THAT YOU'LL CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH YOUR BELT.

AND THE TOWNSPEOPLE WILL ERECT A STATUE TO HONOR THE BELT.

STUPID TOWNSPEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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