Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th March 2005

Dilbert//5817, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 19th March 2005

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forecast predcit pants so high kill self with belt statue erected honor of blet stupid towns people

Official transcript

"Alice, I need your forecast and I need it right now."

"I predict that someday you'll wear your pants so high that you'll choke yourself to death with your belt."

"And the towns-people will erect a statue to honor your belt."
"Stupod towns-people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOUR FORECAST AND I NEED IT RIGHT NOW.

I PREDICT THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL WEAR YOUR PANTS SO HIGH THAT YOU'LL CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH YOUR BELT.

AND THE TOWNSPEOPLE WILL ERECT A STATUE TO HONOR THE BELT.

STUPID TOWNSPEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Belt Statute"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, a character known for her sarcastic and often dark sense of humor, as she interacts with her coworker Dilbert. The conversation begins with Alice asking for Dilbert's forecast, to which he responds that she needs it right now. Alice then predicts that someday people will wear pants so high that they'll choke themselves to death with their belts. Dilbert is unimpressed by this prediction and instead suggests that the townspeople will erect a statue to honor the belt. Alice is not amused by this response, and the conversation ends with her saying "Stupid townspeople."

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