Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th April 2005

Dilbert//5859, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 30th April 2005

Dilbert cartoon for Saturday 30th April 2005

Dilbert for Friday 29th April 2005

Dilbert for Sunday 1st May 2005

Tags

inspirational failed to motivate cowowrkers sabotage career

Official transcript

"Once again you have failed to motivate me."

"I don't want to become like my coworkers, always plotting ways to sabotage your career."

"Now would be a good time for you to say something inspirational."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE FAILED TO MOTIVATE ME.

I DON'T WANT TO BECOME LIKE MY COWORKERS, ALWAYS PLOTTING WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR CAREER.

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO SAY SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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