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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th May 2005

Dilbert//5863, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 4th May 2005


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date co owrker anything has pulse bed judgement restraining orders


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert shares a cubicle with Lola

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SHOULD I DATE A COWORKER?

YOU SHOULD DATE ANYTHING THAT HAS A PULSE, BAD JUDGEMENT AND NO RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST YOU.

BUT SHE HAS TO BE HOT.

SETTLE FOR "STILL WARM.*

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Should I Date a Coworker?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white blob, and Dogbert, a white dog, engaged in a conversation about dating a coworker. The conversation is presented in three panels:

  • Panel 1: Dilbert asks Dogbert if he should date a coworker.
  • Panel 2: Dogbert advises against it, citing potential issues such as a pulse, bad judgment, and no restraining orders against Dilbert.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert is disappointed but decides to settle for "still warm."

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