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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th May 2005

Dilbert//5865, first published 21 years ago on Friday 6th May 2005


Tags

evil director campiagn employee happiness forbidden fruit no dating emplyees date each other


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources AS part of my ongoing campaign against employee happiness.."

"Employees are not allowed to date each other."

"Now you're forbidden fruit...yummmy."

"Stay back, rule-breaker."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES AS PART OF MY ONGOING CAMPAIGN AGAINST EMPLOYEE HAPPINESS...

EMPLOYEES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE EACH OTHER.

NOW YOU'RE FOR BIDDEN FRUIT.

YUMMY.

STAY BACK, RULE- BREAKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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