Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th May 2005

Dilbert//5868, first published 21 years ago on Monday 9th May 2005

Tags

employee orientation where to start busy back stress website technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - New guy with a stress hump

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FIRST DAY ON THE JOB EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION WAS GREAT! NOW WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START?

I'M KIND OF BUSY.

MAYBE YOU COULD LOOK AT OUR WEB SITE AND GUESS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

GAAA!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ???

STRESS; YOU GET USED TO IT.

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