Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th May 2005

Dilbert//5870, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 11th May 2005

Tags

associate with cjhose associate lazy people new guy

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - New guy with a stress hump

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW EMPLOYEE MAYBE IF I MAKE A FRIEND AT WORK IT WILL REDUCE MY STRESS HUMP.

I MUST CHOOSE CAREFULLY BECAUSE I WILL BE JUDGED BY THE PEOPLE I CHOOSE TO ASSOCIATE WITH.

HI. IM THE NEW GUY.

THE LAZY PEOPLE HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Employee"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows the story of a new employee who is determined to make a good impression at work.
• He decides to befriend a coworker to reduce his stress levels.
• However, he soon realizes that the coworker is lazy and has found each other.
• The new employee is left feeling overwhelmed and unsure of how to proceed.

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