Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th May 2005

Dilbert//5878, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 19th May 2005

Tags

no budeget give raisem business trip las vegas four million bathrub flooded five floors bartenders

Official transcript

"Don't blame me, but there's no budget to give you a raise this year."

"Why not?"

"My business trip to Las Vegas cost four million dollars because I passed out in the bathtub with the water running and flooded five floors."

"The bartenders there are totally irresponsible."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T BLAME ME, BUT THERE'S NO BUDGET TO GIVE YOU A RAISE THIS YEAR.

WHY NOT?

MY BUSINESS TRIP TO LAS VEGAS COST FOUR MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE I PASSED OUT IN THE BATHTUB WITH THE WATER RUNNING AND FLOODED FIVE FLOORS.

THE BARTENDERS THERE ARE TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

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