Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st May 2005

Dilbert//5890, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 31st May 2005

Tags

hired a genius faking british accent ello bird sexy sounds

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - British accents

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT I HIRED A GENIUS.

BUT HE TURNED OUT TO BE AN ORDINARY GUY FAKING A BRITISH ACCENT.

ELLO, BIRD.

ASPETOT TEA? WHOT DO YOU SAY, GOV NOR?

WHO'S MAKING THOSE SEXY SOUNDS?

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