Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd June 2005

Dilbert//5892, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 2nd June 2005

Tags

manager sounding voice promotion to management no qualifications

Official transcript

"Congratulations, Alice. You're one of my two candidates for the promotion to management."

"The other candidate has no qualifications except for his manager-sounding voice."

"And he doesn't make that face.:

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONGRATULATIONS, ALICE. YOU'RE ONE OF MY TWO CANDIDATES FOR A PROMOTION TO MANAGEMENT.

THE OTHER CANDIDATE HAS NO QUALIFICATIONS EXCEPT FOR HIS MANAGER - SOUNDING VOICE.

AND HE DOESN'T MAKE THAT FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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