Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th June 2005

Dilbert//5897, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 7th June 2005

Tags

life coach unmotivated unorganized dolt confusing

Official transcript

"I'm dogbert, your life coach. I'm here because you're an unmotivated, drifting, unorganized dolt."

"Life coach? I didn't ask for a life coach."

"Which part of the "unmotivated, drifting, unorganized dolt"

is confusing you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM DOGBERT, YOUR LIFE COACH. IM HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UNMOTIVATED, DRIFTING, UNORGANIZED DOLT.

LIFE COACH? I DIDN'T ASK FOR A LIFE COACH.

WHICH PART OF "UNMOTIVATED, DRIFTING, UNORGANIZED DOLT" IS CONFUSING YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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