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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th June 2005

Dilbert//5901, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 11th June 2005


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projects budget ten percent no thinking picke dnumber cutting hours worked 36 hours affect result


Official transcript

I have to cut your project's budget by ten percent. "Ten percent??"

"That's the sort of round number you would pick if you did no thinking whatsoever."

"Anything can be cut by ten percent without affecting the result."

"Cool! I'm cutting back to 36 hours per week!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TO CUT YOUR PROJECT'S BUDGET BY TEN PERCENT.

TEN PERCENT??

THAT'S THE SORT OF ROUND NUMBER YOU WOULD PICK IF YOU DID NO THINKING WHATSOEVER.

ANYTHING CAN BE CUT BY TEN PERCENT WITHOUT AFFECTING THE RESULT.

COOL! I'M CUTTING BACK TO 36 HOURS PER WEEK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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