Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th June 2005

Dilbert//5903, first published 21 years ago on Monday 13th June 2005

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evil director office efficency celebrated done forevre feel special

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources In order to improve office efficiency, all birthdays will be celebrated on the same day."

"Do you mean one clebration per year, or just once and then we're done forever?"

"Just once."

"Well, at least I'll feel special once. What day is the celebration?"

"Yesterday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES IN ORDER TO IMPROVE OFFICE EFFICIENCY, ALL BIRTHDAYS WILL BE CELEBRATED ON THE SAME DAY.

DO YOU MEAN ONE CELEBRATION PER YEAR, OR JUST ONCE AND THEN WERE DONE FOREVER?

JUST ONCE.

WELL, AT LEAST I'LL FEEL SPECIAL ONCE.

WHAT DAY IS THE CELEBRATION?

YESTERDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Celebrating Forever"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, announcing that all birthdays will be celebrated on the same day, which is today. The employees are surprised and confused by this decision, with one employee asking if they mean to celebrate one birthday per year or just once and then be done forever. Another employee jokingly suggests celebrating forever, which Catbert humorously agrees to. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to improve office efficiency by eliminating unnecessary celebrations.

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