Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th June 2005

Dilbert//5903, first published 21 years ago on Monday 13th June 2005

Tags

evil director office efficency celebrated done forevre feel special

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources In order to improve office efficiency, all birthdays will be celebrated on the same day."

"Do you mean one clebration per year, or just once and then we're done forever?"

"Just once."

"Well, at least I'll feel special once. What day is the celebration?"

"Yesterday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES IN ORDER TO IMPROVE OFFICE EFFICIENCY, ALL BIRTHDAYS WILL BE CELEBRATED ON THE SAME DAY.

DO YOU MEAN ONE CELEBRATION PER YEAR, OR JUST ONCE AND THEN WERE DONE FOREVER?

JUST ONCE.

WELL, AT LEAST I'LL FEEL SPECIAL ONCE.

WHAT DAY IS THE CELEBRATION?

YESTERDAY.

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