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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd July 2005

Dilbert//5923, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 3rd July 2005


Tags

cubicle offcie meeting privacy geographically dependant benchmark test business


Official transcript

"Dilbert, come to my office for a minute."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, COME TO MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE.

WHAT'S IN YOUR OFFICE?

YOU AND I WILL BE THERE.

IF YOU JUST WANT TO TALK, WE CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE AND SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME.

MAYBE WE NEED PRIVACY. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

DO WE NEED IT?

NO. THAT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE. THERE ARE MANY, MANY REASONS WHY WE SHOULD TALK IN MY OFFICE.

I'LL BE FASCINATED TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION IS GEOGRAPHICALLY DEPENDENT.

NOW, DO YOU HAVE THE RESULTS FROM THE BENCHMARK TESTS?

YUP. IN MY CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Geographically Dependent Information"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert and his boss discussing the need for privacy in the office.
  • Dilbert's boss is concerned about the amount of information being shared and wants to find out what kind of information is geographically dependent.
  • The conversation is humorous, with Dilbert's boss asking if they have the results from the benchmark tests, which Dilbert replies with "Yup. In my cubicle."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of having to share information and the challenges of finding the right kind of information in a geographically dependent way.

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