Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd July 2005

Dilbert//5923, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 3rd July 2005

Tags

cubicle offcie meeting privacy geographically dependant benchmark test business

Official transcript

"Dilbert, come to my office for a minute."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, COME TO MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE.

WHAT'S IN YOUR OFFICE?

YOU AND I WILL BE THERE.

IF YOU JUST WANT TO TALK, WE CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE AND SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME.

MAYBE WE NEED PRIVACY. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

DO WE NEED IT?

NO. THAT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE. THERE ARE MANY, MANY REASONS WHY WE SHOULD TALK IN MY OFFICE.

I'LL BE FASCINATED TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION IS GEOGRAPHICALLY DEPENDENT.

NOW, DO YOU HAVE THE RESULTS FROM THE BENCHMARK TESTS?

YUP. IN MY CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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