Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th July 2005

Dilbert//5925, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 5th July 2005

Tags

dating pretty boys look best act best more bread! knows he can't do better

Official transcript

"I'm tired of dating pretty boys where I need to look and act my best all the time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM TIRED OF DATING PRETTY BOYS WHERE I NEED TO LOOK AND ACT MY BEST ALL THE TIME.

I WANT A GUY WHO KNOWS HE CAN'T DO BETTER THAN ME, NO MATTER WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

MORE BREAD!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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