Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th July 2005

Dilbert//5930, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 10th July 2005

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wally reflctor bad people make you work offer no resistance order made requires work

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ASOK, THE MOVE THAT I AM ABOUT TO TEACH YOU IS CALLED THE "WALLY REFLECTOR." THROUGHOUT THE DAY, BAD PEOPLE WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU DO WORK FOR THEM.

AT FIRST, OFFER NO RESISTANCE, AS IF YOU ACTUALLY PLAN TO DO THE WORK.

THEN ASK THE OFFENDER TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF WORK HIMSELF.

ALLOW ME TO WALLY, I NEED YOU TO DESIGN A DATABASE FOR ALL OF OUR PRODUCT FEATURES AND SERVICES.

GLAD TO DO IT!

ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF THE DATA FIELDS YOU NEED INCLUDED.

OH. .. WOW. I'M REALLY BUSY. I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

AND I'LL NEVER SEE THAT IDIOT AGAIN, YOU INSPIRE ME, IN A CREEPY KIND OF WAY.

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