Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd July 2005

Dilbert//5943, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 23rd July 2005

Tags

calculate expected value pretend to be dead cover ears

Official transcript

The best way to make this decision is by calculating the expected value of each possible outcome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BEST WAY TO MAKE THIS DECISION IS BY CALCULATING THE EXPECTED VALUE OF EACH POSSIBLE OUTCOME.

YOU MULTIPLY THE...

MUST PRETEND TO BE DEAD I SENSE THAT WE'RE DONE HERE.

I HOPE THE DEAD SOMETIMES COVER THEIR EARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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