Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th July 2005

Dilbert//5945, first published 21 years ago on Monday 25th July 2005

Tags

20 % staff failing perfromance required muscles money hurlage metting denounce employees criticize

Official transcript

"The company requires me to give failing performance reviews to 20% of my staff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY REQUIRES ME TO GIVE FAILING PERFORMANCE REVIEWS TO 20% OF MY STAFF.

THERE ARE FOUR OF YOU, SO THAT WORKS OUT TO. .. 80% OF A PERSON.

WALLY, YOUR CALF MUSCLES AND ANKLES ARE PERFORMING WELL, BUT THE REST OF YOU IS MONKEY HURLAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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