Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th August 2005

Dilbert//5959, first published 21 years ago on Monday 8th August 2005

Tags

good news promotion you didn't get it misogyny screams

Official transcript

I have good news about the promotion you wanted: You didn't get it! "HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CALL THAT GOOD NEWS?"

"They don't like positivity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE PROMOTION YOU WANTED: YOU DIDN'T GET IT!

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CALL THAT GOOD NEWS?

THEY DON'T LIKE POSITIVITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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