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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th August 2005

Dilbert//5959, first published 21 years ago on Monday 8th August 2005


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good news promotion you didn't get it misogyny screams


Official transcript

I have good news about the promotion you wanted: You didn't get it! "HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CALL THAT GOOD NEWS?"

"They don't like positivity."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE PROMOTION YOU WANTED: YOU DIDN'T GET IT!

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CALL THAT GOOD NEWS?

THEY DON'T LIKE POSITIVITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Promotion"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee about a promotion. The employee expresses their lack of enthusiasm for the promotion, citing the negative reactions of others who dislike positivity. The boss is perplexed by this response, as they had expected the employee to be excited about the opportunity. The employee's response highlights the challenges of maintaining a positive attitude in a work environment where negativity is prevalent.

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