Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th August 2005

Dilbert//5961, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 10th August 2005

Tags

represent company corporate marathon run 26 miles designed special hat

Official transcript

"Wally, I want you to represent our company in the corporate marathon."

"Um...I can't run 26 miles."

"Yes, you can. I've designed a special hat to help you."

"What the...?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I WANT YOU TO REPRESENT OUR COMPANY IN THE CORPORATE MARATHON.

UM..

I CAN'T RUN 26 MILES.

YES, YOU CAN. IVE DESIGNED A SPECIAL HELP YOU.

WHAT THE... ?

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