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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th August 2005

Dilbert//5980, first published 21 years ago on Monday 29th August 2005


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discount religin tithing 5% sin is in no time with joiners


Official transcript

I decided to start a discount religion. "The tithing would only be 5% and I'd let people sin as much as they wanted."

BOOK "The only problem is that I don't want to spend time with anyone who would join that sort of religion."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO START A DISCOUNT RELIGION.

THE TITHING WOULD ONLY BE 5% AND I'D LET PEOPLE SIN AS MUCH AS THEY WANTED.

BOOK THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I DONT WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ANYONE WHO WOULD JOIN THAT SORT OF RELIGION.

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