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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd October 2005

Dilbert//6015, first published 21 years ago on Monday 3rd October 2005


Tags

boss appt


Official transcript

"I need five minutes on the pointy-haired boss' calendar."

"No can do."

"If I give you an appointment, I'll just have to cancel it later when something more important comes up."

"What's he doing now?"

"Combing his knuckles."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED FIVE MINUTES ON THE POINTY-HAIRED BOSS'S CALENDAR.

NO CAN DO IF I GIVE YOU AN APPOINTMENT, I'LL JUST HAVE TO CANCEL IT LATER WHEN SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT COMES UP.

WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

COMBING HIS KNUCKLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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