Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th October 2005

Dilbert//6022, first published 21 years ago on Monday 10th October 2005

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our annual report positive spin poor results stock plummenting can't afford us

Official transcript

"Tina, I want you to write our annual report."

"How should I explain our poor results?"

"Just give it a positive spin."

"If you have to ask why our stock keeps plummeting, you can't afford us."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, I WANT YOU TO WRITE OUR ANNUAL REPORT.

HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN OUR POOR RESULTS?

JUST GIVE IT A POSITIVE SPIN IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHY OUR STOCK KEEPS PLUMMETING, YOU CAN'T AFFORD US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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